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HUCKABEE FORUM2: SOUTH CAROLINA UNDECIDED (Charleston, SC)
Young republicans
Chris Holly jamming with Congressman Tim Scott (R-SC)
Omg guys Mike Huckabee is coming out
Things got nutz fast
Slappin’ the bass
Places, people
Huntsman just chillin’
Rick Perry and Huckabee comparing cowboy boots
So we meet again (met previously when Santorum worked with the WWE, no lie)
Ms. Santorum assaulted the voters
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Thirst
It had been a hard day in the ring. Ultimate Warrior stumbled home — bruised, beaten, bleeding. Captain Captain did it again, defeated him. An existential crisis swept over him like the darkness inside a purse being zipped. Would he have to give up the belt? What would his family and friends say? How could he ever show his face in Knoxville ever again?
Worst of all: did he really deserve the name Ultimate Warrior? He thought of his best friend Superior Combatant who fell into obscurity in the wrestling world after being defeated by Bestial Onslaught, who, despite his name, really was quite a pleasant guy. Last Ultimate Warrior heard, Superior Combatant was going by “Cuddly Cuddlebuns” and working as a Walmart greeter to support his flowering passion for scrapbooking.
Ultimate Warrior cringed at his impending fate.
Fatigued and disillusioned, Ultimate Warrior opened the fridge. Maybe something to drink could occupy his hands and hopefully occupy his mind. He looked, and nothing looked appealing. He pushed all the Sprite and crangrape juice aside, searching for something that could truly quench all his thirsts.
Just when he thought all hope was lost, he saw it. A mountain — angelic in its quiet repose. The cans and bottles seemed to fade off into the distance as the twists and gnarls of a green and brown composition formed miniature fingers beckoning him towards its sweet mass. He answered the call and approached the mountain — a giant bundle of sweet, juicy green grapes.
He came slowly closer and closer, not really understanding why his desire was so strong. All he knew was that this globular green mass was the answer.
Ultimate Warrior arrived and stood in awe of his newfound fortune. With excitement and hope rising, his hands slowly enveloped a grape. He paused, then with one hand on the stem and one on the grape, slowly pulled it straight off. The globe came off cleanly, leaving the interior stem attached to the bundle. He smiled.
Ultimate Warrior looked at what he had done and saw that it was good.
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The 83rd Annual Academy Awards
With his date
With Eduardo Saverin and girlfriend Christy of The Social Network
With Lily of Black Swan
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